Song of the Week

Cuz Amazon Prime; July 19, 2019

Spence's Song of the Week celebrates Amazon Prime.
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Don't Talk; July 12, 2019

Why do you always want to have an in-depth conversation the minute I crank up the Netflix? I'm 5, maybe 10, minutes into my show and you want to ask, "Where are we going?" Come on, man. This age old disagreement is brought to light in a parody duet featuring Khalid's "Talk" and Spence. See Spence's...
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Firework Firejerk; July 4, 2019

Every neighborhood has one. You know the guy. The one that sets off part of his firework stash on the 2nd of July...or at 2am and then doesn't bother to clean up the mess in front of his house from the previous night's party. He is a "Firework Firejerk" and Spence's has a very patriotic Song of the...
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You're Not My Dad; June 15, 2019

Yes, this week's Song of the Week from Spence is, in fact, a Father's Day song. Admittedly, if you go simply by the title, "You're Not My Dad," it does not sound promising. Wel, it does have the word "dad" in it so, by virtue of that it would be a song about fathers. Anyway, check out Spence's...
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Tweet but Typo; May, 24, 2019

There, their or they're? On social media, it's anyone's guess. Spence is a grammar Nazi who uses Ava Max's "Sweet but Psycho" to tell the story of a woman who Tweets the wrong "you're" and spells the word lose with two "o's." It's Spence's Song of the Week for Friday, March 25 titled, "Tweet but...
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Game of Thrones Updated; May 19, 2019

SPOILER ALERT ...If you have yet to watch the season finale of "Game of Thrones," maybe you pass on watching this video. A lot of our fan favorites remained after "The Battle of Winterfell." We lost a couple in "The Last of the Starks" and a few more in the penultimate episode titled, "The Bells."...
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Game of Thrones Updated; May 12, 2019

SPOILER ALERT ...If you have yet to watch "Game of Thrones" season 8, episode 5 , maybe you pass on watching this video. A lot of our fan favorites remained after "The Battle of Winterfell." We lost a couple in "The Last of the Starks." Spence gives you who is still breathing in the Seven Kingdoms...
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Backside; May 10, 2019

Yes, back in the day, moms would spank their kids. No, it wasn't child abuse. Nothing got my attention, more quickly, than a quick swat from my mom on my behind. I know. I know. In 2019, mothers don't do such things anymore. Kids get put in "timeout." I could have done a song called, "timeout," but...
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Church of Spencetology Podcast: Episode 16

Episode 16 covers the mysterious Game of Throne s mistakes that allowed a craft services coffee, credited to Starbucks , to make it into "The Last of the Starks," episode 4 of the HBO fantasy-drama. Was it on purpose? Are there other amazing product placement options that GoT and HBO are missing...
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Eye Patches & Old Ladies; May 3, 2019

The real star of Madonna's performance of "Medillin" at the Billboard Music Awards wasn't Maluma or the dancers or even the holograms. It was her eye patch. And it inspired this week's Song of the Week from Spence, "Eye Patches & Old Ladies."
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