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It was more than few years ago I was scratching out a living pushing a mop at MIT. You know, running around with my buddies, chasing skirts, drinking beer and hassling Barneys.

So, it was out of sheer boredom that I completed that “unsolvable” theorem written on a hallway chalkboard. After all, I was always good at arithmetic, what you less geniusey-types refer to as “math.” (Between you and I, I thought I was doing a Soduku.) Who knew?

Anyway, my therapist, Sean, who was total doppelgänger for Robin Williams, wanted one thing for me. Professor Lambeau wanted another. He repeatedly told me to call him Gerry and would call me, drunk, and invite me to his place to show me his “Fields Medal.” He’d say over and over, “It’s really big and impressive.” Whatever.

I decided to follow Sean’s advice. I left behind several lucrative job offers to follow this girl, Skylar, to Stanford University. I’d only gone out with her, like, three times. She had freckles, I think and she thought she could play in the NBA. Bitch, please!?!?

I hopped in my beater, that my boys bought me for my 21st birthday, and headed west. Unfortunately, the POS broke down outside of Goshen, Indiana. I just stayed there. I eventually got a gig doing nights on Goshen College radio. (Go Leafs!!!)

I eventually did make it out west, albeit not to California, but to Las Vegas where I now co-host the Chet Buchanan Show radio program. In addition, I write and produce comedy that airs nationally through Delicious Audio.

So you know, I haven’t completely gotten out of the math game. I’ve been known to balance an occasional check book and during tax time I do a little part-time work at Walmart in the Jackson-Hewitt kiosk.

Today, when people ask me, “How do I like them apples?” I respond, “In a pie with a golden brown flaky crust and maybe a dollop of Cool Whip.”

– Spence

Spence’s Song of the Week

Spence thinks the horn melody that runs throughout “Mi Gente” should have been performed by a chicken. Yup, it’s Spence’s Song of the Week, “Chicken.”

98.5 KLUC–11/19/2017

Spence’s Challenge: Friday, Nov. 17th

After a tie game yesterday, Spence is back on track winning his 452nd game this morning in Spence’s Challenge!

98.5 KLUC–11/17/2017

Toy Drive Memories

The 19th Annual 98.5 KLUC Chet Buchanan Show Toy Drive begins Thursday, November 30th. Here are some of our favorite memories.

98.5 KLUC–11/16/2017

The Church of Spencetology 1: Social Justice League

It’s the inaugural episode of the Church of Spencetology Podcast…Spence covers the Justice League, buying gifts for the boss and pen welfare.

98.5 KLUC–11/16/2017

Say It Right, Dummy!

If it’s a foreign-made product, you’ve probably been saying it wrong. Here’s a quick and simple guide.

98.5 KLUC–11/16/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

If you like Fun Dip. You’ll love Spence’s Song of the Week.

98.5 KLUC–11/12/2017

Spence’s Song of the Week

It’s not “Havana,” it’s “Nevada.” Check out Spence’s remix of the Camila Cabello hit. It’s Spence’s Song of the Week.

98.5 KLUC–11/04/2017

Nevada Day Fun Facts

Happy Nevada Day! Spence dishes out some state knowledge to the masses with Nevada Day Fun Facts!

98.5 KLUC–10/27/2017

Spence’s Challenge, 10/27/17

Spence’s Challenge is easy! All you have to do is read up and correctly answer 5 trivia questions on the top headlines in today’s latest pop culture news…

98.5 KLUC–10/27/2017

Spence’s Challenge, 10/24/17

Five pop culture trivia questions, 30 seconds…

98.5 KLUC–10/24/2017

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